Welcome to the Duck Dealer's BAWboard. The Internet is forever. If you cry for attention, you may find yourself immortalized as a soundboard. You don’t want your lowest moments turned into laughs for everybody else. Think twice, play it smart.
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Imagine it’s Christmas, and after a breakdown, The Duck Dealer broadcasts his freakout on Discord. Seeking more attention, he escalates to Twitter with suicide-baiting, gaining over 27K views while imitating a girl's voice. Embarrassingly, only about four people reached out, and he ghosted them all.